Make The Best Worst Characters: The Game

Okay so the rule is, you post your weirdest/bestworst/most beautiful character creations you can dream up. Here's the form

NAME:
CONTINUITY: (Hero Factory, Bionicle, etc)
ABILITIES/POWERS:
WEAPONS: (If any)
BIO:

I'll start

NAME: THE FRIEMD ORB

CONTINUITY: ALL FRIEMD. BIONE FRIEMD. HEROE FRIEMD. LEGGO FRIEMD

ABILITIES/POWERS:

 - ALL FRIEMD IN THE FRIEMD ORB. MAKE ALL OTHERS A FRIEMD. HOLDE THEM WITH YOUR LEAVVERY PLINOSPROGS! LOVE FRIEMD. LOVE EVERY FRIEMD AND EVERY ORB (BUT ONNLY ONE ORB AND THE ORB IS FRIEMD) AND ALL A FAMBILY!!!!!!

 - BIG ABMS FOR THE HOLDING

 - EVERRY FRIEMD IN GAME IS IN FRIEMD ORB. HERROE FACTORRY ROLE PLAYER GAMES? MARFIA?? BEA ZEA PEAS??? NO HURTING. NO BADNERSS. HERROE IS FRIEMD. VILLIN IS FRIEMD. ALL IS FRIEMD. ALL CAN HUGG! ALL CAN LOVE!!! ALL CAN ORB!!!!!

 - NO HURTS IN FRIEMD ORB!!!!! ONLY FRIEMBS!!!!!!!!

WEAPONS: ONNLY LOVE AND SQUANCHES! LOVE ALL FRIEMBS!!! FAMBILY IS HERE!!! RIGHT AT THE TIGGLEWIPS OF YOUR PSEUDOPEDS!!! HUGG THE ORB AND A WINNRER IS YOU!!!

BIO: FRIEMD ORB IS MADE OF HAPPY AND SMILESES! FRIEMD ORB SQUIGGLES THROUGH THE GALAZIES AND HUGGS ALL THE LITTLE JEEPER PEEPERS AND EVERRY FRIEMD IS A HIPHAPPY FRIEMD!!! ALL ARE A FAMBILY!!! EVVEN YOUS!!! FRIEMD ORB HAS SQUIG SQUOGGED INTO THE MULTIVERSERES AND HAS HUGGEROONIED ALL THE FRIEMDS AND ALL THE YOUS!!!!! YAY FOR YOUS!!!!! YAY FOR FRIEMD ORB!!!!!!!!